 The Monterey Peninsula Toy Box |
Why a dog is better than a gun.
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Minor Amusements
or the
Toy Box
The
folks at the National Rifle Association are constantly telling us
we need guns for personal protection. However, Mr. Toy has found a
safer
and more effective product: A dog. Why is a dog better than a gun?
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A dog is cuddly.
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A dog remains loyal to its owner.
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Kids can play with a dog and be protected at the same time.
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A dog can scare away an intruder before he breaks in.
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A dog can tell the difference between an intruder and a family member in the dark.
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If an intruder attacks, you don't have waste precious seconds to unlock the cabinet to get out the dog.
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You can take a dog to the beach and other public places.
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You don't have to carry a concealed dog, it can walk by itself and is a visible deterrent to attackers.
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If your dog is stolen it can't be used against you.
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A dog works when you are asleep or away.
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A dog will love you.