|Aside from the beaches, which are
widely distributed along the peninsula shoreline, most of the stuff we
have for kids is located entirely within the city limits of
If the kids are bored and whining, Mr. Toy's first recommendation is to go directly to Lake El Estero. Lake El Estero has three attractions that are ideal for kids.
The first is Dennis the Menace Playground. Mr. Toy grew up playing here, and he can assure you it is the best playground you will ever visit.
Yeah, they have swings and slides, but who cares when
can play on a real locomotive? Er, pardon. Generations of children,
including the 1960s version of Mr. Toy, used to play on it safely and
happily. But, alas, in today's fearful, risk-averse culture the
not currently approved by the state as playground equipment. In 2012
the city put a fence around the locomotive denying future generations
the joy of exploration and skill building.
The city has teamed up with a citizens group called
"Save The Train"
to find a legal way to reopen the park's landmark feature to children,
but it is unlikely to be fully and freely accessible ever again,
which is a real shame.
But all is not lost. Dennis the Menace Playground
contains a wide variety of other fun contraptions. There are two hills
with a suspension bridge between them, pathways and kid-sized tunnels
to run through. There's something that looks like a fishing
boat. There's another bridge that looks like a sunset, beneath which is
a slide with rollers that go bumpity-bump on your bottom. There's a
maze to get lost in, and a climbing wall for junior mountaineers.
There's sand to squish between your toes. There's
grass to lay on, picnic tables to eat on and a lion to stick
your head in if you're thirsty.
And it's all FREE! Free parking too! It's better than Disneyland! You should go even if you don't have kids.
Dennis the Menace Playground is located just east of downtown Monterey on Pearl Street, in the middle of the park between the two bridges. The lake itself is just off of Del Monte Boulevard between Camino El Estero and Camino Aguajito. See it on the map.
And there's more at Lake El Estero: paddleboats. You can rent them at the little shack located at the corner of Camino El Estero and Del Monte. Rent one for half an hour and tire the kids out.
And there's still more: If you have older kids who own skateboards and helmets, there is a skateboard park around behind the ballfield. You can relax in the nearby picnic tables while they burn off their energy doin' some sidewalk surfin'. Ample parking is available alongside the picnic area.
If you're here in the spring or early summer, take a walk around the lake and see if you can find any baby ducks or geese. (Give the geese a wide berth, or Papa Goose may get upset. You don't want to get him upset, trust us.)
Also recommended is a place called MY Museum: Monterey County Youth Museum, which is full of informative hands-on exhibits. OK, that doesn't sound like much fun. Better to describe it as an action-packed educational playhouse! My Museum is thematically arranged as a microcosm of Monterey County, representing parts of Cannery Row, Pacific Grove, the Carmel Mission and Salinas Valley agriculture. Some of the exhibits include a theatrical stage, a craft area, a tree with a puppet stage, a house perpetually under construction by young designers, a mock hospital with a doll maternity ward, and a bubble machine transferred over from the old Cannery Row location. My Museum is located in downtown Monterey at 425 Washington Street, between Bonafacio and Franklin, across from the Bank of America parking lot. See it on the map.
Mr. Toy would be remiss if he did not mention his favorite toy store. Thinker Toys in downtown Carmel is oriented towards good, basic, fun, durable toys for indoors and out. Parents don't need a degree in electronics to understand their product lines, and kids discover they can have loads of fun without batteries. Grownups like to play with their stuff, too! You'll find it on the NW corner of San Carlos and 7th, one block south of Ocean Avenue.