Window Shoppers by James B Toy. Click to enlarge or purchase.

Minor Amusements

It's doubtful these pages will make you laugh out loud, but Mr. Toy hopes they'll generate a chuckle or two.

  • A CARTOON
    Just a small page that sums up Mr. Toy's feelings about his home town.
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  • MONTEREY PENINSULA LIGHT BULB JOKES
    Most of these were written by Mr. Toy, but he gives you the chance to do better.
  • MR. JEFFERS BUILDS HIS HOUSE
    This would be a true story if he tried to build it today.
  • THE ABALONE SONG
    A Carmel tradition since 1907. This link will open in a new browser window because it takes you to our history section. We've included it on this page because it's not just historical, it's hysterical, too!
Full Dock by James B Toy. Click to view or purchase.

"Full Dock"

A mildly amusing photograph from Mr. Toy's Photography Gallery and Picture Shop. Hang it on your wall or have it printed on a variety of home decor and gift items. Every purchase, big or small, helps support this website.

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The following items have nothing to do with the Monterey Peninsula, but Mr. Toy would like to share them just the same:

  • EVOLUTION OF THE BREATH MINT
    From Mr. Toy's Mental Notes comes the story of how we became kissably fresh. This link will open in a new browser window.
  • TIFFANY
    A song without a melody. This was also published in Mr. Toy's Mental Notes so the link will open in a new browser window.
  • LITTLE JONI
    A poem for the little kids inside us.

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